Welcome To Our Chaos!

greetings most fair & flattering To You All!

If you were meaning to find us or just took a wrong turn at a google search, we welcome you to the smoldering ruins of the AbbyTales website. A.R.Sprouse aka ‘The Abby’ would like to extend her gratitude for your visit, be it intentional or not, and regrets not being able to greet you in person. As Viceroy of Wardrobe Under the Stairs, I, Hank the Unicorn, am here to offer salutations and welcome you to our little hamlet on the world wide web known as  AbbyTales. At this time The Abby is embroiled in the never ending conflict known as the Technical Difficulties against Murphy the Glitch King and his Tech Gremlin Armies. Our homepages here on this site were decimated in our last battle which deleted everything. We are in the process of rebuilding and ask you to be patient with us as we try to salvage what we can. Fret not, we denizens of Wardrobe Under the Stairs who have been tasked with keeping watch over our internet bailiwick are rather resilient and AbbyTales shall rise from ashes stronger and more entertaining than ever!

Dutifully At Your Service,